Sorgatron '08: Obama Ads

From Sorgatron '08..

The campaign is in full swing. We've been on the news, have billboards, have debates scheduled, and so on. But as I lay in bed with a tub of Americone Dream and my future first lady, and surfed through the channels on my Dish Network receiver (the American Dream, I know) and came across the OBAMA Channel.

What? BO-TV all day long? Really?

And of course, with my penchant to not be able to get up to pee until the next commercial, I sat there for a bit. After returning home from the hospital due to my bladder failure, I booted up my iPhone to find an Obama '08 app. Upon further investigation, I see Obama has had a Twitter account with over 95,000 followers. Oddly, the only McCain centric Twitter of any significance I could come across was one @FakeSarahPalin.

So Sorgatron had to think. How do we combat all of this. We don't have to worry about McCain. The man can't even turn on a computer, let alone spear head a multi-faceted digital campaign. Stoke Monkey is simply too concerned with banana car pies in the sky that will never happen with is feigned campaign promises, and flashy t-shirts to cloth his extended, illegitamate, family.

So we have to combat the Obama faithful head-on.

Today, Sorgatron '08 announces it's endeavors to put a Sorgatron channel on the Primestar satellite system, GPS devices, and Sorgatron account on ICQ. We also plan on a site on Second Life (thought we can't figure out how to get out of the red light district...)

friday5: I won't answer your questions how you want me to..

1. “My hands are tied” is an English-language cliche that means “I’d like to do something about this unfortunate situation, but I don’t have the ability or authority.” In what current situation do you feel your hands are tied?
Usually general financial situations and things my friends are doing that I might not approve of.

2. Railroad ties are the evenly-spaced slats that lie perpendicular to train tracks and whose function is to hold the tracks in place and to distribute the weight of the train. Who are the railroad ties in your life?
Well, that'd be my wife and a couple of close friends that help me get through the day, and vice versa. I think I have a nice small network of about three or four people that help "distribute the pain" so to speak.

3. What are your feelings about Thai food?
I once dated a girl that I was told was from Thai decent, via England....wait, what was the question again?

4. Whose thighs do you admire?
Thighs? Do people really take that in consideration? I'm more of a boob and face guy, myself. But I suppose I was always a fan of this picture...

5. A red tide is a proliferation (in ideal circumstances) of oceanic algae that often seem to discolor seawater and threaten other sealife. If the ocean is your life and the algae the harmful attitudes, thoughts, or moods that crowd out the good stuff, under what conditions in your life is red tide most likely to become a problem?
I guess the things that would be the "perfect storm of suck" would be a combination of things that would consitute just an overall feeling of worthlessness, be it a combination of some job issues, feeling I let people down, and being broke. Or something like that...

WTF Was I Thinking Video: Coming for you Brogan!!!

Podcamp Pittsburgh is, in about 3o minutes, 1 Week Away!!!! Are you going?

• This was during a WWE PPV at my place. I think the show was just getting started. SummerSlam maybe?
  
• Chris Brogan had put out one of his "Call Chris" deals on Twitter. So Will called. We got his voicemail.
• I don't know why we were so hostile. Maybe it's because he's never attended one of our sessions. Maybe it's because he threw down a sweet wrestling promo that kind of scared me.
  
• I think we gave him a ride from the hotel for this Podcamp, if it proves we're on good terms...
  

Sorgatron 08 - We don't slow dance with murderers

A week ago on the Wrestling Mayhem Show 136, It was a monumental occasion as, at about 2 hours in, it was announced that Miss Papuga was the VP nominee for the Stoke Monkey Presidential campaign.

Let me tell you about a Papuga.

It was learned this week on the brand new Level 5 show, at about 1 hour and 24 minutes in, that Miss VP Papuga went to school with one "Sylar" from Heroes. According to this show, it is revealed that the two went to the Middle School Dance together and competed in forensics competitions in High School. Her highest accomplishment, of course, was beating him in one of these to go to nationals. What does this mean? Dawn Papuga is more dangerous than Sylar!!

And we all know that Stoke Monkey is an old man, in monkey years, and the posibility of him having a heart attack in office is not outside of the realm of possibility. That means President Papuga as a backup.

You saw what Sylar would do as president. What would a more dangerous Papuga do? I shudder to think...

I remember the president

I remember when my school had a mock election
I remember not even trying for class president
I remember learning it's a popularity race
I remember Regan for the majority of my childhood
I remember Michael Dukakis
I remember the first Bush and "No new taxes"
I remember Dana Carvey doing a better Bush than Bush
I remember Clinton playing the sax
I remember Bob Dole in the third person
I remember hating Lieberman as VP because of his history against video games and "protecting kids"
I remember a bad feeling in 2000

Wrestling Mayhem Show 137: Head Wounds

The crew is getting cabin fever, or something. We talk No Mercy, TNA, and the upcoming local Pittsburgh shows in PWX and IWC. Lunchbox wants to fight Stevie Richards for some reason, Macho Man faces Nazi allegations, Sorg steps out, and Doc Remedy starts to bleed. Ouch.

This is Episode 137 for Tuesday, October 7, 2008. You can get the episode here on Talkshoe, subscribe, and as always, stay tuned to http://www.wrestlingmayhemshow.com/ for the latest! The Wrestling Mayhem Show is recorded live and can be heard/viewed from 8 PM to 10 PM Eastern on Talkshoe.com and BlogTV.com. Let us know what you think of the show, and your thoughts on the wrestling world by emailing us at goodtimes@wrestlingmayhemshow.com!

Sorgatron '08 is Happening People!!!

From Sorgatron08.com...

It's here, and it's real. Just watch this video from a local New York City affiliate that Mad Mike pointed out to me.

Did you hear that guy? "Tangible threat to the Republican and Democrats." That's this guy!